Sometimes when I’m feeling rich (the 5 seconds between when I get paid and when I pay bills and allocate money to responsible things like mortgage accounts, wedding accounts and savings accounts) I like to go onto StrawberryNet and buy makeup. Why? Because I like makeup and they have free worldwide shipping, but mostly it’s because I like to receive packages in the mail. It’s like a gift from my past self to my future self. I’m sure you all know what I mean.